I got threaten to be stabbed if not done so I'm doing it

RULES: everything you put must be a LIE.
you must tag more than 3 ppl!

1. Are you male or female?
um....what one was what again? I tend to forget

2. What is your birthday and how old are you?
October 32ed, as old as I am

3. Where do you live?
wonderland

4. Do you have living relatives like parents, siblings, spouse or children?
I have a pretty kitty if that counts

5. Do you believe in any kind of god or take part in any organized religion?
I am a cleric or mountain dew, king of vampires

6. Do you take part in politics? If so what party/candidate do you support/vote for?
I'm pretty sure noone really voted for the red queen

23. How would you describe your personality?
I'm a super touchy feely type who loves to glomp random persons

7. Where do you work or study at?
well I had a job as a painter in the royal gardens but my coworker was beheaded and I decided death wasn't on my to do list.

8. What kind of clothes you wear?
um....did I forget to put them on again?

9. What are your favorite foods and drinks?
my favorite food is MT.dew and my fav drink is turkey

10. How many friends do you have?
tons and tons and tons, matter of fact everyone cept you is my friend because you smell funny
18. Do you do "IT" often?
that was a scary movie

11. Why did you join DA?
because of all the nudie pics

12. What kind of art you like?
the kind you eat

13. What kind of art do you make?
it has lots of glitter

14. Are you famous here on DA?
well I hate to brag but....

15. Do you comment/answer comments?
why? did someone say mean things?

16. Do you fav often?
nope, never

17. Do you do lots of trades, take part in competitions or get gift art?
we have swap meets

19. Do you like quizzes?
I got an F on my last one *cry*

20. Do you use DA often?
If I came on to often persons would die from my awesome

21. Where did question 18 go?
I ate it. it was tasty

22. What kind of gift art you would want?
an albino polar bear in a snow storm

24. Did you enjoy doing this quiz?
did you?

25. Where did question 23 disappear?
WaHaHaHaHaHaHA! I hide it

*puppy dog eyes* pretty please with a cherry one top do this quiz